Handstands

I've been hearing about a Jack Russell at the Iowa State Fair that can do a handstand. What??? I am feeling a lot of pressure to teach my Jack Russell to do such a fascinating trick. I mean, Darrell is one awesome dog, but I never dreamed of him doing a handstand. I came home from work determined to see if I could teach him to stand on his front paws. But... I didn't want to upset him. I didn't want him to feel frustrated and scared as I hung him upside down from his hind legs. So maybe I won't have the most talented dog in the world. Maybe he will never win a gold medal in the doggie olympics. Who cares? I can't do a flippin' handstand so why should I expect my dog to? I guess I'll have to settle for a dog that plays blackjack: