The Perfect Gift

My husband is really hard to buy for.  He has this list of everything he wants, but it's so specific and hard to find (and truthfully I think some of it doesn't exist, he just makes up his dream presents).  So this makes holiday shopping really hard.  I've started hunting for the perfect Valentine's Day present, something to show him how much I really love him.  Here's what I've found so far:

It's called a "Daddle."  A mix between a Daddy and a saddle.  Retails for $31. 

Not impressed by the Daddle?  How about this:

It's a decal for the toilet seat.  Everyday when he lifts up the seat to do his business he would know just how much I love him.  Retails for $9.95

These products really made me laugh.  What are you getting your special someone for V-Day?